APRIL 1st
♥ FORMERLY APRIL FOOLS DAY ♥
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TOP TIP ► Laminate your Slave Sign so you can reuse it every year.
TOP TIP ► Make a fish costume by wearing flippers and wrapping yourself in tinfoil.
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HISTORY OF
I STEAL YOUR MONEY DAY
For centuries many nations acknowledged April Fools Day. This tradition of foolishness provided the foundations for acknowledging the true nature of absurdity suffered by humans everyday. ALL FOOLS DAY was the perfect day to highlight unjust monetary imbalance between rich and poor people. This is why April Fools Day was renamed I STEAL YOUR MONEY DAY. April 1st is also the 1st day of the Financial Year for some Governments. To liberate ALL SLAVES, April Fools Day was renamed I Steal Your Money Day on March 4th 2008.
Every year on April 1st many people now raise awareness for Poor Enslaved Multitudes.
Public response was initially lukewarm but gradually this idea entered public consciousness.
This occasion steadily gained popularity. People slowly became aware that sympathy
must be shown for poor fools. Media corporations were reluctant to publicise "I Steal
Your Money Day" because they feared loss of advertising revenue. Thankfully the disillusioned
masses welcomed I Steal Your Money Day. Institutional reluctance to acknowledge this
courageous day was an obstacle easily transcended. Millions of people now appreciate
why a specific day was needed to memorialise the agony of low-
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Instructions
How to
create your
SLAVE
SIGN
Tools
Needed
Printer.
Scissors.
Sticky tape, safety pins,
or string.
WHAT TO DO ON
I STEAL YOUR MONEY DAY
GREETINGS Whenever somebody greets you during I Steal Your Money Day, you should reply with this phrase “I am a foolish slave exploited by rich parasites.” Most people will probably feel comfortable saying something such as: HAPPY I STEAL YOUR MONEY DAY. You can also blow a raspberry and then holler "POOR FOOLS."
FISHY WIGGLE CAPITALISM IS EXTREMELY FISHY. Capitalist consumers resemble fish out of water. People enslaved by rich parasites are incredibly stupid similar to fish. We must pay tribute to our fishiness. At Midday on April 1st you must wiggle like a fish for 1 minute. SILLY FISHY WIGGLING highlights the ridiculousness of monetary inequality. Capitalist society is very silly. Embrace your absurdity via a 1 min FISHY WIGGLE. There is something very fishy about rich parasites. The absurdity of life must be recognised. Your fishy destiny is wiggling.
SLAVE SIGN We are slaves trapped in a greedy capitalist nightmare. The purpose of I Steal Your Money Day is to create awareness of our foolish civilisation. This "SLAVE SIGN" is the best method to raise awareness regarding the misery of dolts. Via awareness of enslavement we will instil dolts with wisdom. Print the sign (see below) and wear it all day on April 1st. Wearing a SLAVE SIGN is a supreme truth regarding our foolish civilisation. Truth will eventually set you free. It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor. I Steal Your Money Day is for everyone. Show your sympathy for the foolish human race. Wear your sign with pride! Whilst wearing a SLAVE SIGN you can also utter the word "BEEP" in the in the style of a broken robot.
I STEAL YOUR MONEY DAY
