All capitalist businesses steal your money. Businesses steal money from foolish-workers
everyday. Typical customers are exploited. I’m incapable of deception. My life amidst
mindless fools in this plebeian world is horrifically depressing. My unique brain
is the source of my colossal misery. Grotesque futility incapacitates me. My only
possibility for earning a livelihood is to explain the truth. I cannot summon the
required willpower for dolt exploitation. Neither can I tolerate the heartbreaking
sorrow of menial work. This cruel monetary slavery is too painful therefore I sincerely
explain how profiting from stupid people is legal-theft. I want you to enjoy the
honour of being robbed by Victorious Beauty. Be wise: make a donation.
Greed underpins all businesspeople. The stupid purpose of capitalism is to make huge
profits therefore morality is disregarded for the sake of riches. Workers receive
low wages. Consumers are persuaded to buy overpriced products and services. Capitalism
is senselessly cruel: read my letter to a politician. People are mugs. People are
conned everyday. Nightmarish greed creates vile corruption. Capitalism is irrevocably
inhuman. Conning idiots out of their “hard-earned-cash” is extremely immoral. I cannot
endorse deception and inhumanity. I need your help. I want to change the world.
ISYM is a subversion of standard business practice. Instead of conning you into buying
pricey goods I refuse to hide the truth. You will receive no gimmicks. I simply want
your money. This is the raw truth about capitalism. My mission to acquire your money
is truly honourable. My vast intelligence will liberate all slaves. Your support
helps me publicise the truth about capitalism. Capitalism creates a heartless world
or vile stupidity where true intelligence is undervalued, but you can believe in
me. Victorious Beauty will educate all morons. Victorious Beauty is supremely intelligent!
Donating money to ISYM helps you feel intellectually rewarded. Your act of giving
brings wisdom to the world. Donations soothe my troubled life. It is horrific being
brainy amidst a civilisation of capitalist cretins. Arising from my awesome-unrequited-intellect
my socially-induced-depression compels me to take this relatively painless route
for my income. Optimism is alive because my perfectly enormous mind exists. Your
approval of my brain thwarts the pain. I’m a peerless genius needing your help. The
mind-numbing depression of deeply disabling capitalism must be defeated.
Yours faithfully, for truth, because this slavery is too painful to tolerate.
Notify your family and friends about this opportunity to give me money. When you
support me you support hope. Civilisation refuses to support true intelligence thus
I create this chance for my survival. Large amounts of money are ideal. Small amounts
are also welcome. If everyone donated a small amount I’d quickly become wealthy.
Widespread idiocy allows rich people to become richer. Intelligence is suppressed.
Most jobs don’t require brains. Intelligence isn’t necessary for The Masses. Our
civilisation focuses on earning money instead of Humanity. Fools are crucial for
accepting monetary inequality. Dumb-workers are perpetuated via low wages and high
prices. This is waste! Life is totally corrupt. Our stupid world is cruelly anti-progress.
People are mugs.