Victorious Beauty explains the purpose of ISYM

 

All capitalist businesses steal your money. Businesses steal money from foolish-workers everyday. Typical customers are exploited. I’m incapable of deception. My life amidst mindless fools in this plebeian world is horrifically depressing. My unique brain is the source of my colossal misery. Grotesque futility incapacitates me. My only possibility for earning a livelihood is to explain the truth. I cannot summon the required willpower for dolt exploitation. Neither can I tolerate the heartbreaking sorrow of menial work. This cruel monetary slavery is too painful therefore I sincerely explain how profiting from stupid people is legal-theft. I want you to enjoy the honour of being robbed by Victorious Beauty. Be wise: make a donation.

 

Greed underpins all businesspeople. The stupid purpose of capitalism is to make huge profits therefore morality is disregarded for the sake of riches. Workers receive low wages. Consumers are persuaded to buy overpriced products and services. Capitalism is senselessly cruel: read my letter to a politician. People are mugs. People are conned everyday. Nightmarish greed creates vile corruption. Capitalism is irrevocably inhuman. Conning idiots out of their “hard-earned-cash” is extremely immoral. I cannot endorse deception and inhumanity. I need your help. I want to change the world.

 

ISYM is a subversion of standard business practice. Instead of conning you into buying pricey goods I refuse to hide the truth. You will receive no gimmicks. I simply want your money. This is the raw truth about capitalism. My mission to acquire your money is truly honourable. My vast intelligence will liberate all slaves. Your support helps me publicise the truth about capitalism. Capitalism creates a heartless world or vile stupidity where true intelligence is undervalued, but you can believe in me. Victorious Beauty will educate all morons. Victorious Beauty is supremely intelligent!

 

Donating money to ISYM helps you feel intellectually rewarded. Your act of giving brings wisdom to the world. Donations soothe my troubled life. It is horrific being brainy amidst a civilisation of capitalist cretins. Arising from my awesome-unrequited-intellect my socially-induced-depression compels me to take this relatively painless route for my income. Optimism is alive because my perfectly enormous mind exists. Your approval of my brain thwarts the pain. I’m a peerless genius needing your help. The mind-numbing depression of deeply disabling capitalism must be defeated.

 

Yours faithfully, for truth, because this slavery is too painful to tolerate.

 

Victorious Beauty

 

© I Steal Your Money. Established 8th January 2008AD; for the squashed imbalance of nonsensical life.

 

Notify your family and friends about this opportunity to give me money. When you support me you support hope. Civilisation refuses to support true intelligence thus I create this chance for my survival. Large amounts of money are ideal. Small amounts are also welcome. If everyone donated a small amount I’d quickly become wealthy.

 

RICH

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Morons

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I STEAL YOUR MONEY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Futile

 

2. Despair

 

3. Idiotic

 

4. Decay

 

5. Agony

 

6. Misery

 

7. Moronic

 

8. Pain

 

DOLTS

FREE THE MUGS!

 

Capitalism lets businesses

brutally enslave all the dolts.

 

 

 

Employees are underpaid.

Customers are overcharged.

 

. Liberate mugs!   Stop brain decay. .

 

Widespread idiocy allows rich people to become richer. Intelligence is suppressed. Most jobs don’t require brains. Intelligence isn’t necessary for The Masses. Our civilisation focuses on earning money instead of Humanity. Fools are crucial for accepting monetary inequality. Dumb-workers are perpetuated via low wages and high prices. This is waste! Life is totally corrupt. Our stupid world is cruelly anti-progress. People are mugs.

WHERE IS YOUR MIND?

 

 

 

 

 

WE ARE ALL LOST!... WE ARE ALL LOST!

 

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