My name is Loeoduiw Zabaggwaion. My father owned a diamond mine but rebel terrorists
murdered him then raped my mother before eating them both. My life has been very
cruel with vast difficulty but I escaped with eighty trillion dollars. Please help
me secure this money. To reward your generous help I want to give you 50% of my money.
Once you give me your bank account details and passwords I can transfer all moneys
to your account for safe keeping. I know I can trust your heart because you are honest.
I also have some very big diamonds. Please include your address and DOB.
Lots of love. Sincerely Yours. Charlie Chaplin, Sierra Leone.
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Reformist Think-Tank SLAVES 'R US recently published an online retort-report claiming
that if everybody in the world received minimum wage this would save 900 trillion,
trillion, trillion dollars yearly: (this figure was based upon the estimate that
each year the top 100 billionaires in each country are collectively stealing $5000
trillion from their docile pod-slaves).