UK FINANCES
Profiting from Plebs Worldwide
From comedians to cows, or barstools to birthdays: there is ALWAYS a business profiting
from plebs. Mundane workers are paid low wages. Customers are overcharged. Some billionaires
made their money via pharmaceutical companies; some millionaires utilised energy
businesses. Famous actors, authors, and artists are guilty of exploiting lesser humans.
Food and beverages are good examples of how fortunes can be made. A vulgar amount
of billionaires exist. Beneath the super-rich many upper-middle-class people are
also very wealthy. Trapped in poverty at the bottom of the heap you find countless
masses of fools. The majority of the human race is composed of unintelligent-poor-people
imprisoned in plebeian mental squalor. The purpose of poor fools is to maintain rich
lifestyles for The Privileged Elite. This is slavery. Dolts are exploited.
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► Exploiting Dolts in the UK
Victorious Beauty - 1st April 2008
Comedic Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean) is laughing all the way to the bank with a £70 million
fortune. Many comedians are millionaires. The divide between rich and poor people
is a tragic comedy. Consider the combined profits from all energy and water suppliers
in the UK... Southern Water made a profit of £94 million during 2007, British Gas
declared profits of £570 million for 2007, while NPower declared £544 million profits.
Consider also the profits from petrol and diesel suppliers during 2007: such as Esso
(£16 billion), BP (£12 billion), or Shell (£13 billion). If you phone someone to
talk about these profits remember that British Telecom made £2.5 billion during 2006.
The unjust monetary divide between rich and poor people is farcical.
Bob Diamond (head of the investment arm of Barclays Bank) received a whopping £23
million wage during 2006. Average yearly pay for a FTSE-100 Chief Executive was £2,875,000
during 2006. Financial workers based in City of London and Canary Wharf received
a total of £19 billion in bonuses during 2006. Investment bankers Goldman Sachs (advisors
to the British Government regarding the Northern Rock bank collapse) paid out just
under £10 billion in bonuses to staff during 2007. These are merely a few examples
of richness within the realm of UK-finance. Remember that profiteering via financial-markets
is only one aspect of exploitation within a capitalist system. Exploiting plebs via
financial-markets is only the tip of the iceberg.
Fraud is a common occurrence. Never let it escape your attention that rich businesspeople
often find ways to dodge paying high taxes, but tax avoidance is a minor aspect of
fraud. Businesspeople can buy the loyalty of politicians thereby ensuring low taxes
for their businesses. Everything can be bought. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been
accused of doing favours for Indian billionaire Lakshmi Mittal who has donated £4
million to Labour since 2001. In 2005 various businessmen gave large loans to the
Labour Party, and these businessmen were subsequently nominated to receive peerages
from the Queen, but thankfully this scandal was uncovered. Euro-MPs were recently
accused of deviously manipulating a £100 million expenses fund.
UK Politicians have frequently been in the news regarding fraudulent manipulation
of expense accounts and receipt of dodgy donations. From Oct 2007 to Mar 2008 various
news reports, and even a police investigation, revealed how Gordon Brown’s Ministers
(Harriet Harman MP, Peter Hain MP) received illegal donations: Harriet received £5,000
from David Abrahams (donated under a bogus name), and Peter received £100,000 that
he forgot to declare (most of Peter’s undeclared donations were from legitimate sources
but £25,000 came from the mysterious Progressive Policies Forum). When property developer
David Abrahams donated more money to the Labour Party under false names this fiasco
raised questions about why David Abrahams was granted planning permission for a questionable
housing development. In another issue of dodgy donations Scottish MP Wendy Alexander
resigned due to illegal funding (she failed to declare some donations and accepted
one illegal donation from a non UK citizen). £6.5 billion stamp duty was collected
from honest home-buyers during 2007 while Gordon Brown’s Government received illegal
donations from property developer David Abrahams. The system is in your favour if
you are rich developing properties, but you will be conned by rich parasites if you
are a pauper seeking to buy your home. Expense accounts for British MPs have recently
been misused regarding fake-expenses. The following MPs were implicated in a fraudulent/irregular
expenses scandal: Derek Conway MP, Ann Keen MP, Caroline Spelman MP, Nicholas Winterton
MP, and Giles Chichester MEP. No MPs were prosecuted regarding the aforementioned
dodgy donations and fraudulent expenses.
Billions of pounds have been spent by the UK-Government waging wars in Afghanistan
and Iraq. Londoners saw the largest protest in UK history (15 Feb 2003) opposing
the Iraq war but Tony Blair disregarded public opinion and went head with the Iraq
war. The total cost to the UK for fighting Iraq and Afghanistan wars is currently
estimated to be around £7 billion! The Government is also tentatively introducing
a pointless ID card scheme which will waste billions of pounds if it goes ahead.
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has now remodelled himself in the style of an after-dinner-speaker,
earning approximately £150,000 per speech. Mr Blair earns approximately £2.5 million
per year regarding consultancy fees for occasional advice he gives to two major banks:
JP Morgan Chase and Zurich Financial Services. Tony has also received a £5 million
advance for his forthcoming Downing Street Memoirs. Tony's wife Cherie Blair has
struck a £1.5 million deal to write her memoirs; this fortune will be added to her
regular yearly salary of £200,000 regarding her barrister work. Cherie Blair has
previously sought advice from convicted con-man Peter Foster regarding her property
acquisitions. Tony and Cherie Blair own five palatial homes. Tony Blair was accused
of intervening to help Lakshmi Mittal buy a Romanian steelworks shortly after Mittal
donated £125,000 to Labour. Lakshmi Mittal is worth £27,700 million, he is currently
the world's sixth richest person.
There are many examples indicating how powerful members of society steal money from
hard-working common-people. Local councils possess powers to enforce petty rules
allowing revenue to be generated via the imposition of petty fines. The trivial offence
of an overfilled domestic rubbish bin can incur a hefty fine plus criminal record.
Consider the combined profits from all the UK supermarkets (Morrisons declared profits
of £612 million for 2007). Countless businesses are stealing your money. Edinburgh
based computer games company Rockstar North is expected to take £200 million worldwide
during the first week of sales when it releases the latest version of Grand Theft
Auto. Think about TopShop and BHS owner Philip Green who is worth £4,330 million!
Profiting from plebs is exceedingly lucrative. Julian Richer enjoys the sweet music
of success while running his Hi-Fi business Richer Sounds. Julian Richer's total
assets give him an overall wealth of £137 million (Richer Sounds is worth £65 million).
Consider the companies Unilever and Procter & Gamble. Masses of money can be accrued
via simple things such as shampoo or clothing detergent. Alan Murphy made £150 million
by selling his stake in AM Paper (toilet rolls). The perfume industry stinks of entrepreneurial
depravity with many UK celebrities selling their own brand of perfume. John Caudwell
used the mobile phone industry to make most of his £1,600 million. Doreen Lofthouse
and her family earn their money via the sale of cough lozenges, but don't choke when
I tell you their business is worth £165 million! Despair is intoxicating therefore
please contemplate the profits from London brewer Young & Co, which generates a drunken
£80 million fortune for James Young and his family. Entrepreneurs behind Innocent
Smoothie Drinks are definitely not innocent because Adam Balon, Richard Reed, and
Jon Wright each possess a fruity £41 million chunk of Innocent Drinks (Fresh Trading).
If the tragedy of profiting from plebs escapes you please reflect upon the wealth
earned by film stars (Sir Sean Connery £85 million; Daniel Radcliffe £20 million),
pop stars (Sir Elton John £235 million; Sir Mick Jagger £225 million; Robbie Williams
£105 million), football stars (Cristiano Ronaldo £15 million), or media presenter
Jonathan Ross: £18 million. Exploitation of plebeian workforces drives me insane
(Bob Edmiston imports Far Eastern Cars via the IM Group valued at £500 million) but
if you feel undisturbed by monetary imbalance please contemplate the profits from
ALL motorcar companies! Pharmaceutical businesses prove that profiting from plebs
is a sickening injustice. Insurance companies accrue huge profits (Admiral Insurance
typically declares profits of £200 million per year) but they cannot insure you against
the socially accepted theft perpetrated by all companies. Every aspect of life is
covered by a business making a profit. The motivation for all businesses is to exploit
the consumer. Biscuits (Walkers Shortbread saw profits increase to £11.4 million
during 2006). Computers, washing-machines, scrap metal, cheese, soap, jewellery,
knifes, carpets, bread, underwear, beef, pork, bananas, condoms, footwear, socks,
beds, chocolates, pianos, toys, books, combine-harvesters, bolts, nuts, drills, soup,
music-players, pornography, mobile-phones, CDs/DVDs, aeroplanes, tampons, and kitchen-sinks
are manufactured by entrepreneurial leeches who suck the lifeblood out of common
workers. Musical millionaires Roger Waters (£95 million) and David Gilmour (£85 million)
from the band Pink Floyd say: Money, get back, I'm alright Jack, keep your hands
off my stack. New car, caviar, four-star daydream...
Minimum UK hourly wage is £5.52, which equals £11,500 per year. The list of examples
where rich people exploit the masses is endless. Corruption is rife. Millions of
poor souls resemble herds of cattle milked to feed wealthy parasites of civilisation!
Poor cows exist because Alan Wiseman's family has a £126 million stake in Robert
Wiseman Dairies. Low-paid mindless-jobs designed to boost elitist wealth are pathetic.
Clever entrepreneurial stratagems to enslave poor fools are truly abysmal. TV presenters
Ant and Dec earn approximately £325,569 per hour, but please have some sympathy for
Chinese slave-labourers earning 7 pence per hour! The wasted life is horrific: Richard
Biffa (the founder of Biffa Waste) possesses wealth of £105 million. The Queen (Head
of State) is worth £320 million. Baroness Howard de Walden and family are valued
at £1,600 million. The sale of construction equipment created wealth of £1,950 million
for Sir Anthony Bamford and family. Entrepreneurial investment in property-markets
created £1,315 million for Viscount Portman and family. Sir Terry Matthews possesses
a modest £950 million from selling computer networks. The sale of Ginster’s Cornish
Pasties helped create £393 million for David Samworth and family. Joanne Rowling
wrote novels for her £560 million. Lord Archer’s novels earned him £72 million. You
are reading a fantastical financial tale of exceptional monetary inequality... there
are thousands of millionaires in the UK. The most preposterous thing is that April
1st is the beginning of the UK Financial Year. It seems that UK-rich-controllers
are openly laughing at lower-class fools who suffer low-wages in dead-end jobs. Surely
it’s a blatant clue that April 1st is the first day of a prominent Government's Financial
Year? Corruption is typical of all nations. UK FINANCES is one example of richness
among many. Government Financial Year for Canada, New Zealand, Hong Kong, and India
also starts on April 1. April Fool's Day was therefore recently renamed I Steal Your
Money Day to memorialise all fools worldwide.