■ You are not paying for a product or service when you give me money. I’m under no
obligation regarding money you give me. You are NOT buying anything. Your donation
is freely given.
■ Any money you give me is a gift without any obligation. You shouldn’t expect your
money to be morally invested in brainy ventures thereby creating world peace and
harmony. In no way whatsoever will I be indebted to you under any circumstance.
■ No guarantees or refunds are given. No liability exists for me regarding any consequences
you experience in relation to istealyourmoney™. Under no circumstances will I communicate
with you via email, letter, phone, face to face, or via other similar communication
methods. Communicating with hordes of mindless plebs is not something I desire. I
simply want your money and nothing else. Expect nothing in return for your cash.
■ Statements, exhortations, facts, products, and services relating to this web-site
are utterly law-abiding. ISTEALYOURMONEY™ elucidates the “legal theft” perpetrated
by all businesses. Criminality would be immensely damaging to Victorious Beauty therefore
Victorious Beauty opposes and condemns all forms of criminality. ISTEALYOURMONEY™
is a totally honest business. No actual theft occurs. Any “stealing” regarding istealyourmoney™
relates to legal-capitalist-theft. Social and political change regarding dishonest
“capitalist profits” will be achieved via legal methods. Law-abiding awareness is
our tool for Victory, for example: Fishy Wiggling and Slave Signs during “I STEAL
YOUR MONEY DAY” are acceptable legal-methods to achieve social and political change.
SMALL PRINT ▼
Regarding this website ▼
My expressions are often convoluted because agony taints my communications. Communicating
with masses of morons is difficult.
If my design appears rubbish or incompetent please be sympathetic. This venture has
been awfully depressing indeed. Numerous times I contemplated killing myself therefore
I am simply grateful this site exists. Surmounting the various bureaucratic hurdles
has been a gargantuan struggle. Choosing the most concise manner for communicating
my mental trauma was extremely disturbing. The weight of despair is phenomenal.
Hideous misery is a vile stench arising from the abomination of plebeian hordes.
Hopeless life entails hugely twisted complexity. The mere existence of this venture
is a colossal achievement. I will not detail any of the many traumatic events associated
with designing and publishing this site but I assure you this venture has pushed
me to my absolute limits. My stubborn willpower and my powerful mind saved me. I
believe if billions of normal humans were forced to suffer the untold torments of
my situation they would surely perish. Thankfully I am Victorious Beauty.
The excruciating agony of launching this public enterprise has taken years off my
life but these truths really needed to be declared. The shocking facts of our abysmally
squalid reality must be made clear. My option was to either become totally insane
or to explain the truth regarding the outrageous horror of civilisation. Stoically
I refused to admit defeat because I knew thousands of people would be happy to support
me. Now I need a long period of recuperation in a darkened room without any social
contact whatsoever.
This Business ▼
Everything obtainable via the I Steal Your Money organisation is free. This corporation
freely explains how people give their money away. I Steal Your Money is a concept
of freedom regarding how you freely acquire this condemnation of monetary injustice.
Via information stored on this site: Life-coaching and spiritual advice are freely
given. Security is important therefore people are taught how to avoid being ripped-off.
Risk management is a central feature. All advice is free. The purpose of my personal
financial advice on this site is to help people avoid being exploited within the
world of business.
Satirical entertainment defines I Steal Your Money because ironically this anti-capitalist
business is attempting to make money. Egalitarianism is the goal of I Steal Your
Money, but entrepreneurial skill is unfairly used to acquire money. This business
depends solely upon donations but people are under absolutely no obligation to donate.
Farcical comedy is clearly a central theme. A sense of absurdity prevalent within
life is highlighted. This entertaining aspect of life is completely free. This business
is not truly a business. This affair is a mockery of business.
No products or services are sold but free merchandise is available. All merchandise
is given away. These free gifts resemble medals awarded to valued supporters who
show great bravery in a greedy world. This informative advice is absolutely free.
My products are free. The information and advice I give relates to my extreme depression.
Psychopathic anger also taints my weary heart. My general emotional turmoil arises
due to your alienated brain-dead culture of modernistic existence. Informatively
I advise you how I am terribly mentally disturbed. I advise you about the agony of
my intelligent existence. I am both horrifically angry and sad. The reality of life
is utterly hideous. Civilisation is the most execrable piece of excrement because
the innumerable brainless automatons overpopulating the world are vile nightmares
of banal bedlam. Living in a world full of idiots is the most repulsive hell beyond
wildest imaginings. Each day of my life is gigantic relentless misery. I deeply hate
all humans.
Revenue is generated purely via donations. Supporters are under no obligation to
donate. All donations are acts of theft perpetrated via I Steal Your Money. Honesty
is the defining characteristic of this enterprise. I Steal Your Money is artistic
expression regarding the inherent corruption of a capitalist world. You are being
conned everyday.
BUSINESS PLAN WITHIN A BUREAUCRATIC SYSTEM ▼
Directors often earn incomes running into millions, but they deceptively pretend
their company exists to help the consumer. Companies simply want to obtain money
from the consumer. Customer satisfaction is a secondary concern. This is the reality
of business. I Steal Your Money informs people about the truth. Hopefully people
will feel entertained via this amusingly quirky business. The world of business never
really reveals the truth regarding how businesses exist to exploit consumers. I Steal
Your Money is the distinctive name for this business where all revenue is generated
via donations. Uniqueness and originality are useful tools to accrue donations but
why specifically would people want to donate? People will donate because via their
act of donating they can feel intellectually rewarded. People frequently spend their
money foolishly via showing no business-sense regarding the exploitative nature of
an unfair capitalist system. We must therefore assume people actually want to be
exploited. The mass of dolts conducting their financial affairs are seeking to be
unfairly recompensed. I Steal Your Money cuts through to the heart of the matter.
The vast glut of your population actually wants to be ripped-off therefore I Steal
Your Money gives people absolutely nothing in return for their hard earned cash.
Supporters of I Steal Your Money will receive the ultimate essence of foolishness.
Normally businesses shyly avoid highlighting the core truth of business, namely that
all businesses depend upon fools. This revolutionary business of I Steal Your Money
gives something people have never really experienced before: sharp awareness of foolishness.
The truth is that the vast majority of people are extreme idiots who are easily conned
because they want to be conned. Traditional businesses hide from the truth. I Steal
Your Money gives dumb populaces what they actually want, pure and unadulterated.
People passionately desire TRUTH. Via their donations to this truthful venture people
will gain a sense of purposefulness because they are supporting a worthwhile cause.
This is the absurdity of a mindless world going nowhere. Round and round the garden
like a teddy-bear, up the garden path the doltish slaves wander in despair. This
anti-capitalist business explains how big corporations rip-off (exploit) consumers.
Ironic comedy embodies this egalitarian venture because paradoxically this anti-capitalist
venture seeks to accrue money.
Mark OF Trade Demarcation ▼ [A subjective existential experience]
Registration of Intellectual Property
I STEAL YOUR MONEY provides AWARENESS. This is a free service. This awareness combined
with the associated consequences are intended to be utterly legal in compliance with
domestic and international laws worldwide. The type of awareness served is a deeply
intellectual philosophical questioning regarding the nature of reality and definitions.
Phenomenology, existentialism (individual experiential responsibility within a deterministic
meaningless world), solipsism, and idealism are facets of my awareness offered. This
awareness dictates the utter necessity of complying with all laws. Individual responsibility
also dictates compliance with all forms of moral social conduct. Perceptual subjectivity
is the prime focus because this is the true nature of reality. All objects are deceptive
because only the subject exists. This is the belief behind this awareness I offer.
The AWARENESS I supply operates within a materialistic world. Materialism entails
a false world of objectivity where objects are considered to exist. Possession of
objects within a subjective (solipsistic) world is theft because objects do not exist
in this world. To possess things objectively within a subjective world is to steal
or alienate your subjectivity from yourself. Money is the ultimate materialism. Money
is the ultimate symbol of alienation. Money is the ultimate symbol of objectivity.
The purpose of my business is AWARENESS therefore the true meaning of this phrase
“I STEAL YOUR MONEY” is opposed to my purpose. A true definition of my business would
be I GIVE YOU RICHES. The phrase I STEAL YOUR MONEY is ironic. An appropriate comparison
would be a motorcar company named WALK instead of the ideal representation DRIVE.
Or another comparison would be a shipping company named SINK. My trademark I STEAL
YOUR MONEY does not display the purpose of my product. I STEAL YOUR MONEY is the
anti-purpose of awareness. My trademark is not descriptive of awareness any more
than everything else in the world is descriptive of awareness. This is not deceptively
misleading. I STEAL YOUR MONEY is a modest understatement. Subjective awareness is
my product. This is a product that does not exist. The trademark I STEAL YOUR MONEY
is not associated with my goods. Everything in the world of objects is associated
with AWARENESS. My “awareness” is a highly subjective phenomenon. Awareness is intangible
to the objective mind but because supposedly objective minds exist I must provide
a tangible material presence (product) for this supposedly objective AWARENESS. Mugs,
t-shirts, and many other things will be used as vehicles for AWARENESS but these
supposed products are not products. Try to visualise a branded airplane where the
logo is a trademark in relation to an airline business. The airport runway and airspace
are essential to the airline business but these mediums for the aircraft are not
sub-classifications of the brand. Envisage a can of Coke where the metal, water,
sugar, flavourings, and other chemicals are crucial for the reality of Coke but they
are not subcategories of the Trademark. Everything available via I STEAL YOUR MONEY
is free. My trade exists on a philosophical perceptual level of reality. This philosophy
is an air bubble in a fizzy drink. My service of awareness is free but it needs to
be trademarked to highlight the philosophical transaction occurring in the heads
of people when they become aware of my AWARENESS. Awareness of my AWARENESS highlights
the trade continually made by objective people inside their heads. My free service
will be transported via free gifts. Some gifts are intangible. Some gifts will possess
a tangible physical presence but they are not products or services I sell. The tangible
free gifts are not products because they are not really objects, but even if they
are objects I give them freely. The awareness is not a service because it is subjective
therefore it does not exist independently. My free gifts are not things. Revenue
is generated totally via donations. People are under no obligation to donate. The
donations depend totally upon goodwill. My business hub is this website, but the
service of AWARENESS will be disseminated into the heads of people therefore the
head of the supposed ‘customer’ becomes my product because your head is a vehicle
for my AWARENESS. This is where the trade occurs but I cannot trademark your head
therefore I trademark my trademark. The trademark always remains my property (all
rights reserved). I always retain the sole rights to the trademark. You are being
freely sold the experience of my trademark similar to when someone pays to experience
a movie. Your experience of my trademark IS my objective product. My trademark resembles
a movie you watch. My real subjective gift is always included with (but separate
from) the trademark. Neither the mug nor the head of the customer is my product.
This is a subjective existential experience. My trademark is the symbol of an intangible
concept. The concept is AWARENESS. My trademark represents the service of subjective
awareness I freely trade. Clearly this recondite business embodies extremely inventive
esoteric art. Accessing the intuitive mind of the subject requires a subtle approach.
I STEAL YOUR MONEY is perfectly moral without any illegality whatsoever. Within the
eyes of the law no theft is perpetrated. There is no deception about the nature of
my goods; but obscurity exists in relation to I STEAL YOUR MONEY because AWARENESS
within an objective world is inescapably misleading. There is an inherent contradiction
in life which must be addressed if AWARENESS is truly to be provided. Essentially
I am presenting my personal subjective experience of the world. There is no secret
about my hazy sense of obscurity in relation to the world. Nothing in my world actually
exists therefore everything I offer on the I STEAL YOUR MONEY website is free. This
is the contradiction between subjectivity and objectivity. Freely I elucidate the
senselessness of an unreasonable world. During any transaction or trade there is
a mutual exchange. If you move your hand through the air the air moves equally. Energy
is transferred from one medium to another or perhaps there is no transference because
everything is unified. What is cause and what is consequence? Cause and consequence
are deeply interconnected therefore they are the same thing from my viewpoint. I
STEAL YOUR MONEY is my service of awareness induced consequently via humans who possess
perceptual notions about how my brain operates within their materially alienated
objective false world. This service of SUBJECTIVE AWARENESS fits into NO categories
or it fits into ALL categories, it all depends upon how you perceive it. AWARENESS
is everywhere in the world because the viewer is aware of the whole world. Eventually
the I STEAL YOUR MONEY trademark will be associated with all conceivable objects
because the service I provide highlights the subject everywhere. Via my legally acquired
donations I will give away many free gifts. I am a modern philosophical Robin Hood
but I commit no crime whatsoever. I am stealing objectivity from the minds of my
customers then I throw the objectivity in the bin because the modern world is rubbish.
This is a metaphysical transition. I am providing AWARENESS. My company trademark
is regarding the service of subjective awareness in a very pure form. Instead of
stealing your money I am actually giving something to you. All my services are free.
The I steal your money brand is a truthful company. Truth is a description of my
service. Loyally I serve truth because awareness is the most truthful state. I do
not deal with tangible products. I deal in AWARENESS. Predominantly I will be giving
away drinking MUGS but I am not trading mugs. Mugs are comparable to the blood inside
the body of someone wearing Nike trainers. A mug is a hand that grasps the can of
Coke. Hands cannot be trademarked in relation to Coke. The blood of a human who wears
Nike is not the product. Blood is merely the vehicle allowing the product to exist.
If blood did not exist within all human bodies there would be no Nike. If I did not
highlight mugs there would be no mugs. Without my perception of mugs there would
be no awareness of mugs. My trademark upon a mug does not denote the mug as a product
I trade. Mugs are objects defining themselves but they are not products of AWARENESS
in relation to I STEAL YOUR MONEY. My mugs are runways, or humans, or air molecules.
Simply my mugs provide a framework within which my business can operate. A mug could
be anything or anyone. A world of total subjectivity (devoid of objects) would not
need to define awareness or anything else because harmony would exist. My mugs, which
I liberate, are runways for the flight of AWARENESS. This service of AWARENESS is
a concept I trade. There are many diverse runways functioning as vehicles for AWARENESS.
A mug is the lifeblood of subjective awareness within an objective world. The trademark
I STEAL YOUR MONEY is the actual object of trade therefore it is irrelevant what
my trademark appears on because AWARENESS is always the purpose and service. The
main objects or products for my service are air molecules but air molecules are not
part of my trademark. AWARENESS is everywhere and nowhere therefore I trade nothing
because everybody already possesses everything. The only thing that is part of my
trade is the phrase I STEAL YOUR MONEY. I deal with the essence of reality. I trade
a concept via free interaction without obligation inside your head. My logo demarks
this idea. The logo could be emblazoned on a piece of paper or pen, or shoe, or plane.
It is irrelevant what the logo is upon. I Steal Your Money is my phrase I use to
indirectly refer to the falseness of objectivity. This service is everywhere. Awareness
is inside your heart. Your heart could be anywhere. Everything is nonsense. All property
is theft therefore AWARENESS in an objective world obscurely follows a convoluted
route to my designator I STEAL YOUR MONEY. This is my trademark for this subjective
awareness service functioning in an objective capitalistic world. I steal your money
is a phone-line, or a slice of bread, or a dream. The subjective awareness of I STEAL
YOUR MONEY is everywhere therefore the defining characteristic of the service I offer
is an absence of price. All my information I give away freely, gratis. There is no
obligation whatsoever for people to make donations. I Steal Your Money is therefore
a trademark regarding free trade. Awareness is a commodity that must be freely traded
because when awareness is priced it becomes objective thus unaware. This revaluation
of awareness neutralises the false value of awareness thereby transforming its status
from objective commodity into subjective experience. This is your subjective awareness.
These words are a free gift. You are experiencing the service of I Steal Your Money.
I bring you true richness. AWARENESS OF THE WORLD. Nothing in this website should
induce you to donate money. Any donations you make must be motivated solely via the
source of your passion. All yearnings to help me must arise within you, totally independent
of any information I present to you. Awareness must contain no sense of indebtedness.
This is why I am Stealing Your Money, because the money you give me is completely
unrelated to awareness. You have no choice because I simply take your money without
asking. I trade nothingness. This is the nothingness of existence. I vehemently
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of criminality are antithetical to the products and information on this website.
The purpose of this trade is to stop all forms of criminality. Both legal and illegal
acts of theft must end. If you feel any desire to commit a criminal act please contact
the police immediately to inform them of your intentions. If you are unsure whether
your potential acts are illegal please seek professional legal advice. If alien life-forms
from the Orion Nebula abduct you I am not responsible, neither is the information
on this website or its products responsible. This disclaimer protects Victorious
Beauty from all potential negative consequences arising from this site. I STEAL
YOUR MONEY™ does not condone, encourage, or glorify terrorism, Jihad, theft, drunken-driving,
speeding, reckless-driving, embezzlement, tax evasion, mugging, armed robbery, possession
of a firearm, possession of a dangerous weapon, fighting, murder, violence, assassination,
rape, date-rape, gang-rape, snuff-porn, incest, paedophilia, images of child-sex-abuse,
spanking of children, bestiality, cruelty to animals, beheading, treason, religious
hatred, racial hatred, homophobia, fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud, false accounting,
unlawful use of explosives, disorderly behaviour, offensive behaviour, drug dealing,
glue-sniffing, solvent abuse, drug abuse, suicide, self-harm, anorexia, bulimia,
deception, impersonation of a police officer, forgery, contempt of court, damage
to property, industrial negligence, involuntary manslaughter, kidnapping, perjury,
stalking, harassment, death threats, obstructing traffic, or any other criminal act.
Please wear safety glasses, safety hat, safety shoes, protective clothing, protective
gloves, a condom, and use any other necessary safety devices if you are potentially
doing anything that could be unexpectedly dangerous. For more information please
contact a professional Health & Safety Officer. Any accidents should be noted in
the accident book immediately. Your medicines are for you only, do not give them
to anyone else even if they have similar symptoms. Report suspicious behaviour immediately!
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website. All istealyourmoney™ products are animal friendly. Copyright ©, 2008, Victorious
Beauty, istealyourmoney™. It is not my purpose to defame any person or group or organisation
and if I am inadvertently defaming anyone please let me know and I will remedy the
situation if you have a valid case. The author of this site reserves the right to
amend any information associated with this site without notice. These are my personal
views based upon the self expression of my individual thoughts and feelings. All
rights reserved. No part of this website may be reproduced in any form or by any
means, except for the inclusion of brief quotations in a review or news report. All
characters and events on this website are fictitious due to the unreality of life.
All life, the entire world, and everything in the world is a nightmarish figment
of my imagination, apparently beyond my control. I am not responsible for the uncontrollable
elements of my mind, but I am planning for a future where I can utterly control my
mind without any chaos. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely intended
because life is unreal. Whenever you see the I STEAL YOUR MONEY™ TRADE MARK this
is a sign of moral rectitude advocating purest and utterly legal values because
this is the mark of Victorious Beauty. All information on this site is intellectual
property belonging to Victorious Beauty. ►►
