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Loyal teams of consultants work tirelessly at our ISTEALYOURMONEY™ factories to ensure only the finest ingredients are added to our sercet recipe for this dog-poo existence. We always use 100% natural ingredients to create the finest Poo Nuts. Yes! 100% purest Civilisation-Dog-Poo for broken slaves.

 

Workers at our factories are highly skilled mindless-dolts who lovingly create totally natural dog poo with absolutely no added flavourings or preservatives! We continually examine our poo to ensure highest standards. Parasite businesses steal money from dumb workforces therefore we want YOU to experience the most AUTHENTIC capitalist exploitation. We truly care! We really want to make life taste better. Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day.

 

 

 

ALLERGY ADVICE

May contain nuts & poo. Processed in a nut factory.

Nutritional Information

 

Energy 1207kJ, 283 kcal; Protein 11.7g; Carbohydrate 55.9g of which sugars 2.7g, starch 45.3g; Fat 1.7g of which saturates 0.4g, monounsaturates 0.4g, polyunsaturates 1.1g; Fibre 8g; Salt 0.2g of which sodium less than 0.1g; Dog-Poo 22g.

 

Job Opportunities

 

Do you want to be part of a professional team? Are you seeking to stretch yourself? Do you possess dynamism? Can you bring something creative to dog-poo? We are currently looking for a Quality Controller, Admin Clerk, Cleaner, and Graphic Designer. For more info click here for a jobs info pack.

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Order your Poo Nuts ► Simply insert your head into any toilet and scream “Poo Nuts.”

 

We always use 100% finest organic hazelnuts in our juiciest Poo-Filled-Dough

 

If you have additional questions about the ingredients in Poo Nuts™ or if you want to check your order please email poonuts@istealyourmoney.com

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